I should have known from the hair

Impostors came in posing as the muscle for the Today Show. They interviewed me on a range of subject, but my answers were always the same. ” I don’t know. I’ll get back to you. And. Who cares?”

It didn’t seem to phase them, though, and I soon caught on that they were, in fact, only pretending to be from the Today Show (airing on NBC Sunday 2-27-00 at 6 am PDT. I came to realize that they had taken over the bodies of the Today people and were here on our planet to colonize us and take all our stuff! The tip off was the impossible time slot. 6 am on Sunday? Pleeeeeease!