pumpkin

I thought that when I bought a lock of Napoleon’s hair I had hit the big time with weird stuff. I paid a lot for that stupid hair and the DNA test showed it to actually to be George Washington’s hair. I got gypped! Sometimes though you get really cool stuff for free. Like when Charlotte Ames (AKA Big Charlie) dropped by to see me the other day. Big Charlie is BIG and proud of it. Not unlike this year’s 900 pound pumpkin. If you got it strut it baby!